This beer is far too cold
So I've already done a post on Bud Light and I know you have all been eagerly anticipating hearing my thoughts on other beverages. Thank you for your kind letters.
Well, Wait no longer!!
What's the deal with Coors light??
We get it. Your beer is cold. Is this your main selling point? "The Coldest Tasting Beer" "Brewed Cold"
Uhh, OK. Sounds good, let me have a sip. AH! Way too cold!! My front teeth hurt!
I Love Coors Light!!!
And the Cold activated can? Kinda neat I'll admit, but totally unnecessary. You know how I can tell if my beer is cold? I touch it. I touch the can. It's that simple.
Now I can hear some of you having objections already. "Well sometimes the can is cold but inside the liquid isn't as cold as I like" Deal with it and make better decisions in the future.
Also, Wide mouth can? Do we really need easier access to beer. Was the regular sized spout not getting the alcohol into our greedy gullets fast enough?
Budweiser may be the King of Beers but Coors is definitely the King of Gimmicks. I can't wait until they come out with cans with a little spout on the bottom for shotgunning.
Drinkability is Bullshit
I'm sure you've seen the ads by now. Bud Light has Drinkability not only that but this is what makes it better than other light beers.
Drinkability. This is supposed to be a selling point? Of course it has drinkability it's a liquid. All beers have drinkability. If it isn't a solid or a gas it probably can be drunk.
You know what doesn't have drinkability? Sand.
Does not go down smooth
Drinkability isn't even a word. Every time I type it my spell checker underlines it in red. Spell checker knows, Drinkability is a crock of shit.
And I like Bud Light. I know it tastes like water, that's part of the reason I like it. Until they invent alcoholic water I'll have to settle for Bud Light when I want to get more drunker with out that pesky taste of alcohol.
But you have to realize that drinkability is just a code word. What they are really selling is chugablility.
And they are right. Bud Light has great chugability. Exeptional Gulpability if you will, (will you?).