This shit’s going straight to my head
I just read this article and had to comment on it. (Update: That article is gone, but I did find this article asking how a skull could be used as a bong.)
"Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents."
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
What the fuck? How stupid do you have to be to think that digging up a dead body, ripping its head off and smoking weed out of the skull is a good idea? I can see these dip shits now. "Oh man you know what would be fuckin amazing? If we made a pipe out of a human skull" "Oh shit that's be so sick" (high fives and slaps on backs all around)
I'm assuming they made it into a pipe (maybe using the eye socket as the bowl?) because I can't imagine what a human skull bong would look like. Maybe they just ducked taped that skull to their existing plastic bong?
Also they really should've been smoking crack out of that skull because if you are really that fucking stupid you might as well start smoking crack. What do you have to lose?
p.s. I like that the web address for that news site is Chron.com
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