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I hate this commercial

HATE IT.

First, the idea that a group of guys would order pizza, get tired of waiting, stage a medieval battle and then blow up the delivery car when the pizza came because there was no domino's in medieval time is retarded. You ordered the fucking pizza! I thought the only reason you staged the battle was because you had 30 minutes to wait for the pizza.

But I can deal with that. Stupid commercials are par for the course these days. What really makes me hate this commercial is the delivery woman's dead behind the eyes stare when her car gets blown up. She shows absolutely no reaction, no emotion whatsoever. That just annoys me to no end. Who is this emotionally dead woman? Is that what working as a delivery driver for domino's does to you?

Also, they don't have any warning like "Professional stunt man, do not try" so if you wanna blow up the domino's delivery drivers car and then sue them if you get in trouble go ahead. What they do say is that "Because saftey is a priority, "You got 30 minutes" is not a guarantee but an estimate."

Fuck you dominos. Don't pretend like you give a shit about the safety of your drivers. you just got tired of people beliveing their pizza would be free if it took longer than half an hour. Domino's pizza sucks anyway, their cheese is all scabby and resembles someone with an outbreak of shingles.