My house is soooo dirty…
"I clean up now?"
A man in Florida is accusing a maid he hired from the internet (craigslist I'm sure) to clean his house in the nude of stealing $40,000 worth of jewelry.
"Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom." (Source)
First of all, if you are going to pay someone a 100 dollars an hour to clean your house naked shouldn't you be watching her the whole time? Isn't that the point? I'm sure the average nude maid doesn't do as thorough a job as her clothed counterpart so the whole reason you would hire one is because you want to see a naked lady and maybe your house needs some minor tidying up.
Also I love that his wife was the one to discover the missing jewelry. I'm sure that was an awkward conversation.
RAMBO
2008 91 Minutes
Blurb:
To save some captive missionaries, ex-Green Beret John James Rambo (Stallone) sets aside his peaceful existence along the Salween River in a war-torn region of Thailand to take action. Although he's still haunted by violent memories of his time as a U.S. soldier in Vietnam, Rambo is unable to turn his back on the aid workers who so desperately need his help.
This was not the greatest Rambo movie. It was better than the peice of poo that was Rambo 3 and overall it was entertaining, but I just didn't think it was that good. It is very violent and Rambo kills the shit out of a lot of people but after mowing down the umpteenth Burmese soldier it gets tiresome. The kills were not varied enough and there was hardly any cleaverness.
Also the female Christian missionary (Julie Benz from Dexter) was really annoying. She was worthless to the movie except to whine, close her eyes, and put her hands over her ears.
Verdict: Decent Rambo Movie. Good action and strong ending but overall not a great movie. Check it out if you like Rambo movies or watching old men on steroids traipse around the jungle.
"I should have saved more money."