I Never Knew a MILF Could be so FINEEEEE!!!! YEAHHH!
Lou Draws - Youngest MILF
"Hey Girl. Why you walking away? Oh, you think I don't wanna talk to you 'cuse of that stroller? Baby, I find it Sexy."
Does Lou Draws just hang out in parks? Does he spend all day on the park bench waiting for young mothers to come by pushing a stroller so he can serenade them? I sure hope so.
And he finds strollers sexy? That seems a little troubling no? I mean does he find them sexy in general or just when they are being pushed by young MILF's? I really hope it's the latter. I am becoming a fan of Lou Draws and I hope that he isn't one day discovered in the stroller aisle of a Babies "R" Us with his pants down.
Also, doesn't Lou seem a little too prepared for you? He already has the Similac (baby food) and "the baby diapers are sitting in the back" (of what? of the car? You took diapers to the park just in case? How often do you do this?). A little creepy.
Is Lou just really excited to be a father? Why does he want a MILF so much? It's obviously not an age thing since he likes the young ones. I wonder if he would be as attracted to the girl in the video if she wasn't pushing a stroller? I doubt it. Lou as a MILF fetish.
"I don't care about your baby's father, seems like he doesn't bother."
How so Lou? Just because she is walking the kid alone? Ever think that maybe he is at work? Or maybe he had a doctors appointment. I don't think it is reasonable to suggest that he does not bother with his child based on the fact that he isn't present for one walk. I little presumptuous I would say.
Overall great video with great clothes, dancing, and singing. Catchy as hell too.
Watch for when they break it down at the 2:55 mark. Definitely some of the best dancing you will see today.
Sit on the Toilet and Shut Up!
Gokhan Mutlu
Filed a 2 million dollar lawsuit against JetBlue Monday for "emotional and psychological trauma" After being forced to "hang out" in the bathroom for half of his cross country flight.
Excerpt:
" He was told the flight was full, but a stewardess told him that he could take her assigned seat and that she would sit in the "jump seat," said his lawyer, Zafer Akin.
Mutlu was issued a boarding pass and took Seat 2E, but got a rude awakening as he dozed off about 90 minutes into the red-eye flight, he claims.
The pilot called him to the front and "advised the plaintiff that he would have to give his seat up" to the flight attendant, the suit says.
The pilot told him the "flight attendant wanted to be more comfortable and that the 'jump seat' was not comfortable for her."
A stunned Mutlu asked whether that meant he was supposed to sit in the jump seat for the rest of the five-hour flight, but the pilot told him that would be against regulations, Akin said.
The pilot told him to "hang out" in the bathroom," the suit says, adding the stewardess took Mutlu's seat, "closed her eyes and pretended to sleep. "
So the stewardess tells him he can sit in her seat until she finds out the jump seat isn't all that comfortable and then makes the pilot get her seat back. What a bitch. I also like that she pretended to be asleep after getting her seat back. Shouldn't she have been working? The article says it was a cross country flight didn't she have pretzels to give out? Was she off-duty?
Also, I like that the pilot told him to "hang out" in the bathroom. How much "hanging out" can you really do in those small airplane bathrooms? And I thought they discouraged that sort or behavior.
Source: AIRLINE SAT ME ON CAN [NYPost]
MUTO – Cool “Animated Graffiti” Vid
Camera work is very shaky. I like it, others might get nauseous.
This Weeks Cartoon
Every week I post the Cartoon for the New Yorker's Caption Contest, add my silly caption, and invite my readers to do the same.
This week we have a stick figure at someone's desk. Are they being interviewed for a Job? Fired?
You tell me.
I have to say, I've been a fan of your work since I was a kid.
Got something better? Don't be shy.